January 2012
When you aren't sure what somebody said so you... →
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me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
*log into facebook*
everyone: omq 2012 b gud 2 meh plz plz plz
*log out*
If my daughter ever has a boyfriend, and wants him...
vvntheshort:
mauiwowieee:
Nigga better bring his social security card, birth certificate, parental consent form, and a fucking death waiver. I’m monitoring his heart rate, blood pressure, adrenaline levels, and I’m putting a fucking touch sensor on his ass. I wanna know if the nigga even has to use the bathroom.
lmfao oh god. this…
This would be me.
Omg
That awkward moment when
Most people on Tumblr are already in 2012 and im stuck here in California in lame ass 2011 -__-
PLEASE HELP AND REBLOG
peacelovedior:
THIS KID IN THE BACKGROUND IS MY LITTLE BROTHER JACOB FROM ORLANDO FLORIDA. AND AT THIS MOMENT HE IS MISSING. HE IS 11 YEARS OF AGE, 4’8, HE HAS MARKS ALL OVER HIS BODY, HIS EYEBROWS ALMOST FORM A UNIBROW, HE WAS BLACK HAIR, AND WAS LAST SEEN WITH HIS BLUE BIKE. MY FAMILY AND I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR A GOOD HOUR OR TWO. PLEASE DONT JUST LOOK AND SCROLL. PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG.
When you get into a fight..
madeulaugh:
This is how you think you look:
But this is how you really look;
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A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
01/01/2012,12:01AM
ricechoichoi:
I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
I’ve been wearing the same underwear since last year:
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
When I was your age, I blew bubbles. Not boys....
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Staring at a text for 5 minutes trying to figure... →
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I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking... →
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because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
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I didn't know Kristen Stewart was in Spongebob... →
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December 2011
When you accidentally touch that hot person's hand →
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test friend: i got a hot boyfriend friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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