January 2011
When people ask you why you're single
josephledger-:
when parents ask who you're texting.
more then half the people i have that i follow are...
MTV is advertising Tumblr? Fuck this shit!
expelliarmuz:
indianburnhex:
dedicatedtoharrypotter:
Today, my girlfriend, who’s on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my...
– (via fuckyeahfmls)
AHAHAH xD dumb bitch! lol
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Reblog if you wish cancer didn't exist.
I wish I went to Hogwarts so much.
kelly-yllek:
It’d be like
Get up
Meet your friends
Learn some magic
Play some chess
Party
mariaao2:
When did rolie polie olie turn into jersey shore When did coloring books turn into textbooks When did crayons turn into make-up When did finger painting turn into homework When did kool-aid turn into coffee When did leap-frog turn into laptops When did disney channel turn into facebook When did cd’s turn into Ipods When did we grow up?
When I tell my friend somebody's cute
itsrochelleee:
They point at the person and speak so loud!
and I’m just like NIGGA SHHHHHHH!
3lzyx:
I wish the person I like would notice me.
hardcore:
If you're a real Tumblr user, you must do this.
mattsrls:
walksal0n3:
Reblog to see hidden message
AHAHAHHAH love the message
lolololol lulz